Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Sabarmati Cocktail

Karambaa!
The man with a hat shouted
He was cleaning his tub
How did he land in the desert?

The tax collector was away
and the laptop wasn't charged
Federer lost against Serena 4-0
and the bartender was watching TV

The man with the hat wasn't noticed
neither was his florescent jeans
and his chequered flag tie with
Hamilton's cartoon; as he walked out

There was a dead dog lying at the door
as the owner had just witnessed
her lesbian bondage fiasco

It was all smelling onions everwhere
as it grew dark and wolves puked
Sam Pitroda was dead
and the man with the hat was having
a Sabarmati Cocktail.

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